Friday, August 11, 2006

When I die, I want to be buried in mashed potatoes

I decided recently to go on a fast. I don't know why, I just felt like it. The only things I'm ingesting are liquids and raw vegetables, which I am eating very sparely. For example, today I just grabbed an uncooked potato and cold ate that thing. I just ate it without even thinking about it, like it was a completely normal thing to do, like I was a Texan.

The fast will last about three weeks (exactly 21 days), and as of right now I'm up to day three. I figure I'm at that age where I can do stupid things like this and people will just go "Oh, that rascal. He's not eating any food." I need to come up with more stupid things to get out of the way before I turn 21 and start drinking and doing stupid things at the same time.

We'll see how this fast goes, and if I actually manage to make it all three weeks, which might be hard since I'll be visiting Texas in a couple weeks and you can't not eat food in Texas. I'll tell you, Texas may be a state of retarded man-children, but damn if they can't make a good meal.


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